All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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