We're like a lot better than the average bears
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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