So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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