yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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