Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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