Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
where are you?
Hypothermia
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
