I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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