but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
