Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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