So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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