well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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