I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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