Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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