This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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