id be glad to
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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