Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
one might say we're banned from that church
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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