They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
