i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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