omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This is my life. Enjoy the view
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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