Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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