Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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