did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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