If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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