My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize