I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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