dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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