before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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