ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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