Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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