can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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