I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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