somebody snuck up and got me drunk
no you cant smoke seaweed
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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