I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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