i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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