My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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