Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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