Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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