So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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