i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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