their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
All I want is dick and wine.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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