what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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