He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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