operation have a gay friend backfired
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Oh Jesus.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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