I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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