I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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