Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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