But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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