he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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