just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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