We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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