I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I cockslap morals
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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