If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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