Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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