gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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