I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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