We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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