Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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